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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:05

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Which IT career path involves little to no coding?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.