What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Which IT career path involves little to no coding?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

PlayStation gamers ‘worried’ about Xbox’s newly announced console - GAMINGbible

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Aperiam voluptatem sit qui.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Jennifer Garner reveals her secrets to being 53, flirty, and thriving in candid interview - New York Post

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Vitamin D: The best time to soak up sunlight without hurting your skin - Times of India

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Red Bull concedes F1 title fight over after Verstappen Austrian GP crash - Autosport

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

The most EV-friendly country in the world is still loyal to Tesla, as Model Y sales surge in May - Fortune

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Microsoft’s New Windows 11 Start Menu Is Finally Worth Exploring

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.